Goat Simulator is an action video game developed and published by Coffee Stain Studios. The game was released for Microsoft Windows on April 1, 2014. On June 27, 2014 it was released for Mac OS X and Linux. Android and iOS got the game on September 17, 2014. Xbox 360 and Xbox One versions were released on April 17, 2015, while PlayStation 4 and PS3 versions came out on August 11, 2015. Nintendo Switch got the game in January 2019. Goat Simulator Remastered came out on November 7, 2024 for PS5, Microsoft Windows, and Xbox Series X/S.
The game started as a joke simulator after the company released their previous game, Sanctum 2. A video of the game was posted on YouTube where it got over a million views in two days. What started as a joke and a parody of other simulation games, demand grew quick for a full Goat Simulator game. The game is simple, you play as a goat and cause as much destruction as you can to get as many points as possible. Because of the popularity of the video and bugs seen in it, the developer did not want to fix any physics related bugs and left them in to maintain the same feel and look of the video.
After the initial release, new maps were added to the game, including ones that took inspiration from Grand Theft Auto, DayZ, Payday 2, and one inspired by MMOs. After 10 years, Goat Simulator Remastered was announced on August 20, 2024. It launched on Xbox Game Pass.
Achievements
- Around the World on 5 Trampolines: Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
- Cardio Kills Your Gains: Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
- Rymdskepp i Rymden: Travel to space.
- Try Hard: Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatVille level.
- Mattress Madness: Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
- Mile High Club: Lick the Hanging Glider.
- I Freaking Love Goats: Find all Goat Trophies on the Goat City Bay level.
- Is That a Goat?: Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached.
- Colombian Sugar Lord: Ride the boat while on a sugar rush.
- Valkyrie: Go on the catapult with a rider on your back.
- Don’t Panic srsly: 2 guides.
- Goatta Catch ‘Em All!: How do you catch goats?
- Better Than Warlords of Dredmor: Reach level 101.
- Sallskapsresan: Visit all zones on the MMO level.
- Music Non Stop: Jump on the launchpad.
- Voluntary QA: Trash the server room.
- An Unnecessary Journey: Throw Bilbo the dwarf into lava.
- Love or Hate?: Find all Goat Trophies on the MMO level.
- Survive for Your Life: Survive 10 days.
- Hang Tight: Paraglide in the air for 1 minute.
- Big in Japan: Beat the whiplash course without getting wet.
- Warm Bath: Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool.
- Hoarder: Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatZ level.
- I am Bread: Are you bread?
- The Big Score: Find all Goat Trophies on the PAYDAY level.
- Le Voyage dans la Lune: A trip to the Moon.
- Bounce It!: Enable the hydraulic cars.
- Goat Theft Auto: Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over with it.
- Rocket League: Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
- Dastardly: Place a hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
- Use the Sword, Goat: Pickup a photon sword as a Father Goat or a Good Goat.
- NERD!: Find all Goat Trophies on the Waste of Space level.
- Testaholic: Complete the Test Chambers.
- Splishy Splashy Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey: Visit the Badehaus.
- Whiplash: Perform a drum solo.
- I’m a Dynamite: Try to blow yourself up.
- Chief Fidget: Find all Goat Trophies on the School level.
- Ultra Low Effort Gamer: Dust off your game library; start the game.
Goat Simulator Achievements
Base Game Achievements
- Goat Queen: Become the Queen of Goat Ville.
- Alexander Goatstafsson: Win the title bout!
- What is its purpose?: Thrash the Goathenge.
- Angel Goat: Do no evil.
- Boulder of Death: Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
- Demogoat: Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time.
- Devil Goat: We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
- LOEK Master: Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue.
- Pedestrian: Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue.
- Goats 'n' Stuff: Hold your own concert.
- Rymdskepp I Rymden: Travel to space!
- A Story About My Goat: I'm sorry about my goat.
- Disgusting: Why did you step in that? Yuck.
- Ling Ling Into Battle Go: Fight the turtles.
- Dodge This: Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
- Mile High Club: Lick the Hanging Glider.
- Goat Of The Hill: Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
- A Story About My Elevator: Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator.
- Mattress Madness: Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
- Trying to Bring Forth Sanctum 3?: Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
- Around the World on 5 Trampolines: Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
- Try Hard: Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
- Tony Goat: Finish all manual quests.
- The Flapmaster: Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
- Valkyrie: Go on the catapult with a rider on your back.
- One Ball: Ride a bike for 60 seconds.
- Builder Goat: Find all the blocks.
- Is That A Goat?: Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached.
- Hat Simulator: Buy all hats.
- I Freaking Love Goats: Find all collectibles on level 7.
MMO
- Boat Ride: Enjoy your trip.
- Butthurt: Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
- Elfstreet Boys: Baa with the choir.
- Excalitgoat: Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator.
- Gravity Goat: Unlock the gravity goat mutator.
- Jörgen: Jörgen.
- Love or Hate?: Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
- Mermaid Goat: Unlock the mermaid mutator.
- Music Non Stop: Jump on the launchpad.
- Not Again: Get deviously trapped again.
- Old Goat: OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
- Steal the Show: Do a card trick at the magician.
- The Charter Trip: Visit all zones on the MMO level.
- The Icelandic Experience: It never erupts when you want it to.
- Voluntary QA: Trash the server room.
- Wheel Goat: Unlock the wheel of time mutator.
Goatz
- A new challenger has appeared: Clear 25 survival quests in one game.
- Big in Japan: Beat the whiplash course without getting wet.
- Don't starve: Eat 50 food items in one game.
- Goat from above: Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive.
- Hang tight: Paraglide in the air for 1 minute.
- I am Goat: Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes.
- Look at it go!: Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb.
- Masterchef: Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible.
- Shattered dreams: Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game.
- Survivalist: Craft all items in one game.
- Survive for your life: Survive 10 days.
- The Goa'th amendment: Craft all the weapons in one game.
- Too much fun: Kill 7 zombies with one minigun.
- Warm bath: Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool.
PAYDAY
- You raise me up!: Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
- Goatipede: Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
- Bounce it!: Enable the hydraulic cars.
- Goatfellas: Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
- Retirement: Just finish that one LAST job.
- Le Voyage Dans la Lune: A trip to the moon.
- GoatBall: Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
- What's the count?: Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
- Itsamee!: Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
- Plentiful masquerade: Wear 30 masks at once.
- The Song of my People: Listen to the whole pan flute song.
- The Big Score: Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
- Dastardly: Place a hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Waste of Space
- Use the sword, goat: Pick up a photon sword as father or good goat.
- Be not afreight: Destroy all freighters.
- Ruler of the seven skies: Blow up all pirate ships.
- Bacon marauder: Shoot down 30 police ships.
- The alien or the egg?: Headbutt all alien eggs.
- NERD!: Find all collectibles.
- I wanna be a baahlionaire: Gather $1,000,000.
- My little brony: Find all the pony horses.
- Testaholic: Complete test chambers.
- It's working... IT'S WORKING!: Run wild with the Podrunner.
- Splishy splashy: Visit the badehaus.
- The world is your canvas: Tag 10 walls.
