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00:00:03.120 what’s up everybody
00:00:04.160 i had asked on twitter for you guys to
00:00:06.480 submit
00:00:07.359 questions and boy did you guys deliver
00:00:10.719 some of you didn’t however and for those
00:00:13.440 that didn’t there will be spankings but
00:00:15.679 for those that did
00:00:16.960 i am going to answer your questions
00:00:18.560 right now so the first questions come
00:00:20.720 from luna me
00:00:21.600 who asked it is not a question but you
00:00:23.760 totally talk and sound like a teacher
00:00:25.760 not meant as an offense what subject did
00:00:28.080 you teach so the reason i sound like a
00:00:30.240 teacher
00:00:30.800 probably is because i was a teacher at
00:00:33.760 one point in my life i taught
00:00:35.600 preschool i had plans to be a certified
00:00:38.239 teacher because with preschool you need
00:00:40.160 to get
00:00:40.559 fingerprinted piss-tested tb tested all
00:00:43.760 of that stuff so my my fingerprints
00:00:46.000 and dna is on file with the fbi
00:00:49.600 so i’m pretty sure they have a record on
00:00:51.680 me just
00:00:53.039 just because but other than that you
00:00:55.120 have to get like cpr certified
00:00:57.039 first aid certified that kind of thing
00:00:59.359 which i did
00:01:00.480 so i had like all of that and as far as
00:01:03.359 like
00:01:03.760 teaching i would have loved to become
00:01:06.159 like a fully
00:01:07.280 certified teacher but that never
00:01:10.000 happened
00:01:10.560 because i never finished college she
00:01:13.280 then
00:01:13.760 asks you are permitted to grade me
00:01:16.799 teacher
00:01:17.439 what subject honestly when i had thought
00:01:20.560 about
00:01:21.119 doing teaching and when i was going
00:01:24.159 to go and become certified for teaching
00:01:27.360 i had no idea because
00:01:28.720 it wasn’t oh i’m going to college to be
00:01:31.200 a teacher it was i’m going to college to
00:01:33.200 get a degree in
00:01:34.159 computer science and then i would later
00:01:36.640 get a
00:01:37.600 teaching degree but it never occurred to
00:01:39.920 me like what i wanted to do with it uh
00:01:41.840 but thinking
00:01:42.640 now i think i would want to be probably
00:01:45.360 an english teacher
00:01:46.720 because i think i think when it comes to
00:01:49.360 a lot of stuff
00:01:50.960 you can probably incorporate a lot of
00:01:53.200 stuff into
00:01:54.079 english see i wanna like i had numerous
00:01:57.280 teachers who
00:01:58.320 went outside the box i had an astronomy
00:02:02.079 teacher
00:02:02.719 who we would make bombs
00:02:05.920 in their class and we learned like
00:02:09.280 a whole bunch of other things that
00:02:11.440 didn’t necessarily
00:02:12.480 have to do with astronomy per se like
00:02:15.520 camera obscura’s
00:02:16.800 uh distribution of weight using beds of
00:02:20.160 nails
00:02:20.959 flash animation and so i i don’t
00:02:24.239 think if you’re a teacher yeah you want
00:02:26.400 to teach like the core
00:02:27.840 stuff but i don’t necessarily think that
00:02:30.560 you
00:02:31.519 want to necessarily limit
00:02:34.560 what like you could teach in any given
00:02:38.239 moment like there’s
00:02:39.840 and i i think that’s what the big
00:02:41.840 problem now
00:02:42.879 with schools is teachers kind of teach
00:02:44.959 by the book now
00:02:46.000 and not by the passion of the students
00:02:49.440 the book tells you where to go and what
00:02:51.760 to teach
00:02:52.480 and how to prepare them for the test but
00:02:54.959 like not
00:02:56.080 really where to go after that like i
00:02:58.800 have
00:03:00.000 i have memories of a lot of teachers
00:03:02.800 right
00:03:03.280 and i i i have memories of my
00:03:07.360 astronomy teacher um who’s actually on
00:03:10.080 youtube
00:03:10.879 right now um that i found a couple
00:03:13.200 months ago which i think is hilarious
00:03:15.040 he’s still
00:03:15.840 doing crazy things and i love that but i
00:03:18.560 had an
00:03:18.879 english teacher who who taught me to
00:03:22.879 look into why people do the things that
00:03:26.239 they do
00:03:26.879 specifically she’s talking about books
00:03:28.879 over the years i’ve kind of done that
00:03:30.640 with
00:03:30.959 everything i’m a huge kevin smith fan i
00:03:33.840 i had
00:03:34.400 watched a bunch of his movies in high
00:03:36.959 school
00:03:37.599 dogma chasing amy mall rats i i had
00:03:40.879 watched all of those
00:03:42.000 and i’m like oh this is cool it takes
00:03:45.040 place
00:03:45.440 in jersey but because of my english
00:03:48.560 teacher who taught me
00:03:49.840 to go and look into
00:03:53.519 why people do the things that they do
00:03:55.519 and she specifically talked about books
00:03:57.599 because we were reading this one book on
00:03:59.439 harlem
00:04:00.000 and harlem has bad reputation um
00:04:03.280 it has the reputation of being run down
00:04:07.599 and very poor but the author
00:04:11.439 he actually lived there and when he’s
00:04:13.920 describing he’s not describing a
00:04:15.760 neighborhood
00:04:16.560 in need he’s describing a neighborhood
00:04:19.040 full of life where the people are the
00:04:20.880 heart and soul
00:04:21.839 of the community when it comes to like
00:04:23.680 kevin smith i’m like
00:04:24.960 okay well he’s like i looked into it and
00:04:27.440 i’m like oh wow he
00:04:28.880 he grew up in jersey he’s not a
00:04:31.199 hollywood elite
00:04:32.479 that was born and bred into that society
00:04:35.120 he made an
00:04:36.080 indie film he sold his comic book
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00:04:39.199 to fund this indie film that he couldn’t
00:04:42.720 afford everything so he made it in black
00:04:44.639 and white
00:04:45.280 and because of that teacher it gives me
00:04:47.360 a new one a new appreciation for
00:04:50.240 film and everything else and and even
00:04:53.600 youtube and content creators and because
00:04:56.160 you you
00:04:56.960 look into you you learn about them you
00:04:59.280 you learn
00:05:00.160 why they are the way they are and i’ve
00:05:02.240 had uh earth science teachers
00:05:04.639 who made me write stories about
00:05:08.080 certain eras of time and bring in
00:05:11.440 elements from that era like uh plants
00:05:15.280 and animals from that era like the
00:05:17.520 jurassic period
00:05:18.720 uh the mesozoic period incorporate those
00:05:21.680 types of plants and stuff into stories
00:05:24.080 i know i didn’t go to like a traditional
00:05:26.160 school or anything but i think
00:05:27.919 i i don’t think like you necessarily
00:05:30.400 teachers should be
00:05:31.759 limited to what subjects they teach but
00:05:35.280 it should be limited
00:05:36.400 to to to what the students are really
00:05:39.840 passionate about and
00:05:41.039 kind of like help them find what they’re
00:05:43.120 passionate about
00:05:44.400 so to answer the question um which i
00:05:47.199 know i went off on like a big rant there
00:05:49.440 but to answer the question
00:05:51.120 the subject i would want to teach i
00:05:54.000 think it would be
00:05:55.039 probably english or or like computer
00:05:58.160 programming
00:05:58.800 but it would be in such a way that it
00:06:01.520 wouldn’t
00:06:02.240 just be that it would be geared toward
00:06:05.759 what people are passionate about the
00:06:08.080 next question
00:06:09.199 comes from uncle mappy who asks
00:06:12.800 what is the air speed velocity of an
00:06:15.360 unladen swallow
00:06:17.120 i think the air speed velocity of an
00:06:19.199 unladen swallow
00:06:20.240 is double that of a laden spitter the
00:06:23.120 next question
00:06:24.319 comes from ev the veg uh i probably
00:06:27.919 it’s probably ev the veg i i
00:06:31.360 am horrible with names i am so horrible
00:06:34.000 with names who would win a fight
00:06:35.759 joe exotic or the joker um
00:06:39.199 i think joe exotic would give the joker
00:06:42.400 meth and make him a husband so
00:06:46.080 in reality i think they’re both winners
00:06:48.960 and
00:06:49.599 his next question is how is delaware
00:06:53.199 well okay delaware is delaware i mean
00:06:57.199 look as wayne’s world had it whereas
00:06:59.520 like we’re in delaware
00:07:01.280 what’s in delaware that’s pretty much
00:07:03.599 what is here there’s no major sports
00:07:05.759 teams there’s no
00:07:07.120 you know what’s here right now is a
00:07:09.919 beach
00:07:10.479 and with that beach comes a lot of
00:07:12.800 tourists and they come
00:07:14.319 from dc the biggest thing about delaware
00:07:17.120 is
00:07:17.520 the former vice president joe biden and
00:07:20.639 he wasn’t even born here he moved here
00:07:22.639 from like scranton pennsylvania
00:07:24.720 but he has lived here so long they
00:07:26.960 consider him
00:07:28.000 delaware he is basically delaware if you
00:07:31.039 if you want to think
00:07:32.080 delaware think joe biden because old
00:07:34.960 white
00:07:35.599 boring man is pretty much how i would
00:07:38.639 describe
00:07:39.199 delaware mgg5yt
00:07:43.120 asks what was your inspiration for doing
00:07:45.360 twitch growing up
00:07:46.960 i i wanted to be i guess you could say i
00:07:50.479 wanted to be a content creator even
00:07:52.080 though
00:07:52.720 content creator has only really been
00:07:56.000 a thing since youtube came out there
00:07:58.160 were content creators
00:07:59.759 before that right there there were
00:08:01.520 bloggers there were
00:08:02.879 meme makers before they were called
00:08:05.039 memes they were just like funny images
00:08:07.280 but you never called them content
00:08:08.800 creators you called them
00:08:10.319 bloggers and uh myspace graphic makers
00:08:14.879 directors that kind of thing growing up
00:08:17.680 i was always writing i i wrote like
00:08:19.440 plays
00:08:20.319 and i guess you’d call them movie
00:08:22.160 scripts and stuff
00:08:23.440 and i always wanted to be a director i
00:08:24.960 wanted to go to film school and
00:08:27.520 that kind of all felt like you know
00:08:30.400 that’s just like oh yeah those are like
00:08:32.320 pipe dreams
00:08:33.200 i guess you know had i known about like
00:08:35.839 kevin smith
00:08:36.719 while growing up and he grew up like two
00:08:39.679 towns over from me
00:08:40.880 and and stuff like that like had i known
00:08:43.599 that
00:08:44.240 while watching chasing amy and dogma
00:08:47.600 growing up i i might have pursued
00:08:50.720 film career or something yeah so um so
00:08:54.000 yeah i wanted to
00:08:55.200 basically be a director growing up and
00:08:58.000 then you know youtube came out
00:08:59.600 and i i had like in the early days like
00:09:02.000 years ago i tried
00:09:03.440 to do youtube videos i tried to like
00:09:05.600 record gameplay
00:09:06.720 and what i learned about that is
00:09:10.640 talking to yourself is hard and even on
00:09:14.080 twitch it’s hard
00:09:15.120 and then what i also learned after that
00:09:17.440 was that i
00:09:18.399 hate editing videos which is odd because
00:09:20.800 this is a youtube video that i’m going
00:09:22.480 to be editing down later but um
00:09:25.519 but yeah i i actually hate
00:09:28.800 editing videos it is time consuming
00:09:32.000 i get distracted rendering it takes
00:09:34.240 forever
00:09:35.200 and i decided i wanted to twitch and i
00:09:38.560 also really wasn’t a pc gamer back then
00:09:40.880 so doing twitch had to wait
00:09:44.240 until the xbox uh supported it
00:09:48.240 so i did it and it was like okay i i’m
00:09:51.519 getting no viewers
00:09:53.040 and i’m not talking so i will wait so i
00:09:55.920 waited and
00:09:56.959 they put out an update that you could
00:09:59.920 have
00:10:00.720 more than one
00:10:03.839 voice you could record the uh party chat
00:10:07.279 so i waited for that update to come out
00:10:09.360 and then i me and a friend
00:10:12.800 we went into voice chats and
00:10:15.920 i thought we were funny we were just we
00:10:17.680 were just making you know
00:10:19.600 commentary on twitch and it turned out
00:10:22.560 to be okay and then i’m like well i
00:10:24.480 actually like this so i’m gonna
00:10:26.160 when he fell off doing it i just
00:10:28.320 continued and i’m like screw it i’m just
00:10:30.160 gonna keep doing this because i like it
00:10:32.000 and i you know doing it with someone
00:10:34.959 else i found
00:10:35.920 that i it is not as hard to talk
00:10:39.120 i mean i it is hard to talk to yourself
00:10:41.279 don’t get me wrong but even just
00:10:42.640 commentating
00:10:43.600 what you’re doing in the game like at
00:10:45.360 this point it’s kind of like second
00:10:46.959 nature and mindless for me but
00:10:48.800 when you’re starting out and you have
00:10:50.959 really nothing else to say
00:10:52.800 it can be hard so that was kind of my
00:10:55.360 inspiration because i i just always
00:10:57.360 wanted to be
00:10:58.079 a content creator mercywolf asks
00:11:01.760 what is an acceptable length and girth
00:11:04.160 for an eggplant
00:11:05.120 420 high 69 wide
00:11:08.240 anything more and anything less than
00:11:10.800 those two numbers is just
00:11:12.160 unacceptable and that could be inches
00:11:14.399 centimeters millimeters however the hell
00:11:16.320 you measure an eggplant
00:11:17.760 jelly darling asks how long is a
00:11:21.600 giraffe’s dick
00:11:22.800 i know a horse stick is pretty long that
00:11:25.279 you can injure a human with it
00:11:27.120 i imagine a giraffe stick while not as
00:11:29.839 long as his neck has to be
00:11:31.600 pretty damn long i mean how did giraffes
00:11:34.240 even have sex just those two necks in
00:11:36.160 the air
00:11:36.800 waving around like they just don’t care
00:11:38.959 that would be really interesting to see
00:11:40.880 i
00:11:41.360 now i want to see two giraffes having
00:11:43.200 sex thanks
00:11:44.399 kelly so this has been
00:11:48.079 a lot of fun i i really enjoyed making
00:11:50.320 this video um
00:11:52.560 i may do more of these amas uh if you if
00:11:55.519 you guys actually like this
00:11:56.959 ask me some questions in the comments
00:11:58.800 and be sure to like and subscribe
00:12:00.720 and i will see you guys next time
