This is my first movie review:

Summary: Deuce Bigalow European Gigalo picks up a few years after the first one left off. This time Deuce (Rob Schneider) goes to Amsterdam to investigate the recent murder of gigalos. While in Europe he is coaxed back into being the bumbling gigalo by his pimp TJ. He is pimped out to woman with problems each more ridiculous than the last, including a woman with a baby fetish and a woman with a penis for a nose.

This movie can be described in one sentence: a bad sequal to a not so great movie. The movie throws ridiculous situations at you, that would never happen in real life and expect you to laugh at it. The most ridiculous one being Sneider’s character’s attachment to his dead wife’s artificial leg. It is unbelievable and too ridiculous and uninspired to laugh at. I give it half a shamrock out of 5 shamrocks.

So it is 7AM and I am up. not that unusual for me especially in the summertime, but what is strange is the fact that I went to bed and then woke up at 6. I need to be up a few times this week. Tomorrow I need to call my boss about work, which has been disbanded since the end of June. And then on Tuesday I have a meeting for a scholarship. I got the scholarship last year and it payed for everything, there’s no reason I shouldn’t get it again this year.

My father came to look at the house and he hasn’t gotten back to us yet as to whether or not he can get the mortgage. If he can’t get the mortgage than we will have to fix up the house as best as we can, as cheap as we can. Hopefully he buys it so we can be out as soon as possible, and my grandmother won’t have to be upstairs for long.

I guess that’s about it for now, I am working on some more ideas and have a few more things I want to add, but I don’t know how I want to do it just yet.

Okay first an update on personal life: My father hasn’t come to look at the house yet, but said that he will stop by tomorrow to look round. Structurally there is nothing wrong with it, just cosmetic stuff. Everyone knows in order to prevent paint from peeling you use a primer, same thing with wallpaper, when they built the house, they didn’t prime anythingm so we have paint peeling and wallpaper peeling. Not to mention the fact that one of the dogs always goes on the carpet, making them smell really bad.

My dog’s test came back that the tumor wasn’t cancerous so she has a few more years to go. Very Happy My grandmother has pnumonea, though, and she is on oxygen at the rehab Sad Now onto site news.

I know that Gristly will be very happy that I have put Halo 2 game stats in the Me section of the site. I am hoping I can get the source code for them so I don’t need the flash, or host them on my site, but for now they are there. I also included my and Gristly’s clan, the Prostitutes in the stats section. It seems like this site is coming along better than my previous ones. I had to buy a new scanner today, I got an HP all in one printer, copier, scanner. It was cheaper than any of the single scanners I saw online or in the store.

Tell me what you want to see here. I will have a new section up soon, but for now it is time for me to take the trash out, get the mail, and head for some more Halo.