Please keep in mind the following things before contacting me:
- No chain mail, I already have enough people coming into my room going to kill me in the night because I didn't forward the chainletter
- Please have enough intelligence to understand that if I am not at my computer, then asking if I am here 102939 times will not make me come back any quicker
- If you want to take something then contact me first, before taking it
- Nothing about increasing the size of my tits or my cock. If they were any bigger I swear they'd be lethal weapons.
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